Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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