The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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