There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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