Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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