we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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