I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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