Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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