I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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