We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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