Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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