I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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