i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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