I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
