hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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