You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
