Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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