do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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