don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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