Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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