giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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