white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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