At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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