you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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