i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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