Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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