I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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