I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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