did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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