rhymes with "ouble enetration"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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