My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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