Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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