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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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