Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
where does the pee come out of this thing
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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