tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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