Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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