he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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