I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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