Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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