What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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