i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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