My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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