ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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