bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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