Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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