The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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