He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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