I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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