its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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