i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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