ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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