she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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