Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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