Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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