I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I see more hoeing in ur future
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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