Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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